Monsters

Monsters don't lurk under beds anymore

The dust bunnies there aren't very nice

The monsters decided to move out and go

Inside dark cabinets, as quiet as mice

Whether in the bathroom or in the kitchen

Careful when you reach under the sink

You never know if the thing you touch

Is a monster, gone before you even blink

The musty damp places, the chemical galore

That's where the monsters like to be

Sounds you hear but think you did

Are tricks they play with malicious glee

The weird moss here, the odd fungus there?

Those are definite signs of monsters- beware!

Just stay calm and don't try to look

At what will give the most frightening scare!

~Written by yours truly~

This was the other poem I was talking about. I haven't exactly finished it yet, it seems a bit incomplete to me, but I can't figure out how to fix it, so I'm just putting it up. I wrote this because I was never scared of monsters under beds, but of monsters in the bathroom and kitchen. The funny gurgling sounds that sinks make just added to the whole thing and I find myself carefully observing the ceramic bowl and its surroundings before approaching it. 

You don't need to worry though, because really...

~there's no such things as monsters~